Rug Update

More than one drip-ass sad sack from the cyber-ether wrote in to ask hey did I end up buying a rug, or what? Seems like it struck some people as funny to think of scraggly-ass antique-hunting man of letters Arturo Collins in an IKEA superstore. Yeah, I bought a rug. It’s white and gray and Lorenzo already pissed all over it. So what?